adhdmoi:

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

polyglotplatypus:

waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

kee-yaw-nah:

The stroke and choke combo

lyjerria:

pay attention to who actually takes your feelings into consideration

deeplifequotes:

“Some people don’t change. Remember that in 2019.”

— Mattzilla

anon:

Retweet

jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

fvckinrvd:

shoutout to all the girls who just want their neck choked and ass smacked

mothurs:

WHY!!!  AM !!! I !!! SO !!! SENSITIVE !!!